Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Reason 12: A Mighty Hunter
There are ferocious, scary creatures in this world that prey on helpless beautiful women, such as myself, and I need a man to hunt them down and KILL! Creatures such as spiders (this species causes particular distress to me), all insects of the creepy crawly nature, mice, snakes and so on. PLEASE protect me when I jump up onto a chair.