Believe it or not, there are reasons to need a man. We kept finding ourselves in situations that were difficult, annoying, or lacking in romantic fulfillment, and the one line that kept popping out of our mouths was, "this is why I need a man!" It started as a simple joke between us, but now so many people know about it that we have been urged to keep track of all these reasons. Hence, this lovely blog. So here you go... the many reasons we NEED men.
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Reason 33: To put animals out of their misery
This is a bit depressing but bear with me. Recently, I drove home from work and as I pulled up to the house I notice a small bird. I was super close to it but when I drove by it didn't move. I walked up to it to investigate, in fact had my foot right next to it, the bird didn't move. The poor little bird was injured. There were cats everywhere. I scopped up the bird in a box; there was no way I was going to let some cat toy with the little thing. But I didn't have a heart, courage or whatever you want to call it to put it out of its misery. I called up my brother and he came over to take care of it. I know it broke his heart too, but I was just bawling hysterically. In life, these situations happen. I also think of thie time I had to put down a cat, I was a wreck for days. How I would have liked my man to have done that so I didn't have to go through it.
Reason 32: To negotiate
Call me crazy, but I believe that it you have a listed a price for something...that is what it is. Then I just have to decide if I think its worth it to by it. Like at the grocery store. But no, this world is full of things that apparently someone with mad bargaining skills can get for my cheaper. Cars and homes are commonly known but also vacation packages, cell phone and credit card bills, even you gym membership. The idea of haggling is a daunting task and I'm no good at it. That is why I need a man to undertake negotiating prices for me. Too bad I can't use him to negotiate my salary.
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